I hear they're opening one up in the US Treasury and will be printing the US brochures at the same location.

Cue the obligatory Nightly News message about the responsibility of websites vs. bored small town Texas teenagers.

It's got the "famous" turbocharged version of the Chrysler Europe's Simca Type 180 engine, (aka Peugeot N9T) which is why its bumper is in another postal code.

Actually it was designed by Marcello Gandini, who is most famous for the Lamborghini Countach.

lol, baking tray!

Man that would be nice. I've got LTE bandwidth envy right now. (and a year and a half to go on my Evo contract.)

The stock Android keyboard is effective enough at preventing texting while driving. Every time I attempt to use it I feel as if I'm trying to text while a profusely sweating Steve Ballmer and Eric Schmidt are fighting to grab it out of my hands.

My only criteria for judging it was that it was cheap and the beverage portions were generous. It was an absolute must stop before I drove back to Houston. I used to get the Crowbar, which was 4 shots of espresso. Other than that it was completely ratfucked. I think the place spontaneously combusted the moment…

Austin died when Quack's closed on the drag.

It's an easy explanation with Tesla. Elon Musk's ego takes up the remaining 11 seats.

I would like to call them Reading Glasses, but...

It has Cup-holders.

Alternative headlines:

A study should be commissioned to determine the lost MPG from smug bumper stickers.

Want to go for a ride in my jet-powered Lambo? I got the new Abba 8-track.

LF-Gh?

It's not the unbelievably large amount of stickers?

Yew lookin fer super-car parts?

Chevy does run deep ya' know...

Get out of my way you sonofabitch, I'm running late for Canasta!