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Grandma called. She thinks its wonderful that you finally purchased a sensible car like your uncle Morty, though she thinks its wasteful that you paid extra for a different color hood.

I've forwarded your comment to Interpol....

And half the time I manage to weave to the front of this chicken-shit herd it turns out to be a mall security worker or a fire department car. The very same cowards that are waiting for their bosses to ask them if they want a raise.

Noble

Well... I did what some recommend you not do. After the end of the lease I refinanced the balloon. I did find that once the warranty had expired the maintenance costs go up.

BMW of course. No maintenance for the first 4 years, by that time you're ready for a new model.

Congrats!

There's a 600 Limo rusting away here in Houston that I've considered purchasing for a restore project. I did a little research on parts cost and almost shit my pants. A rebuilt Bosch starter goes for approx $1300! Parts prices, and my wife's suggestion that maybe I should focus on finishing my current basket-case have…

Looks like President Obama's ex-car czar Steve "Chooch" Rattner was right about at least one thing — the new GM seems absolutely set up to "mint" money.

Place it in a ring and win a stuffed animal.

When you mentioned a fellow crazy Texan was attempting to break the record I was hoping to see the headline read:

This car is bargain at $45k as I don't think the seller priced in his time and bureaucratic efforts to get the thing on the road. I know that Texas has a pretty open kit car titling program and its safe to assume that some of the other laissez faire states follow suit. Hell now that I think about it, most of the…

DS

You're prize is a 5 pack of Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale.

The percentage of Chinese Ferrari owners that accidentally purchased a Fauxrarri: 70%

Not at all. The LaSharo was based on the Renault Traffic van. What is amusing is the thought that you are riding in a sports car powered by an engine intended for an RV.

Some other factors have to due with a multitude of gasoline formulations varying by state, type of imported crude, refinery capacity, refinery capability, refinery maintenance schedules, the ongoing (de)valuation of the dollar and so on.

Meh. In the Maybach all one has to do is press the Airstrike button.