The three on the same team thing is pretty suspicious. Of course it could be coincidence but it raises the question of what they may have done in the name of gamesmanship perhaps. 

I, for one, look forward to vinegar-flavored Gatorade!

On a positive note, the warnings signs for CTE are becoming clearer.

Felix never made a single playoff appearance with the Mariners

I love the look on the black security guard’s face.

I would never recognize him if he were in a Wal-Mart vest.

I thought it was Se7en?

The tattoo artist misspelled Unemployable, but it gets the message across.

The kid who killed John Wick’s dog had a better chance. 

I think you mean 24our/7even

Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days.

Those people listed under "Created By."

Eh, even originally Crank Yankers was a pale imitation of The Jerky Boys.

Then go buy a Mazda, they released recently that they would be removing touch screens from all models.

Simple fact of the mater is, this car wasn’t designed for traditional auto enthusiasts. We are the extremely vocal minority, and we yell and scream at anything that lessens the purity of the drive, and then when auto…

Anything that kills that hideous video game dashboard is a good thing. I know the future of cars is staring at a glowing white rectangle of social media feeds and meaningless “data” forever, but I’ll take anything that delays that dystopia by any amount of time at all.

Planes fly due to the Bernoulli effect. And because I know this, I was able to nail the goddamn New Yorker and their legendary fact-checkers such that they had to print this correction!

FIFY

Minis were getting too reliable.

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!