Cheer up, it only gets worse.

We all would have said the same thing about Morten Anderson, but they kept passing on him for more than a decade after he was eligible

“Remember when 325 horsepower was the power rating of the Corvette ZR-1?”

That home run was an Acuna M’Tater.

You should brag to everyone on the internet.

Co-sign my car loan?

I think the point is that if you havent experienced it you aren’t qualified to speak on the subject of what a normal reaction would be. I think its safe to say that there are some pretty powerful psychological effects on women who are raped or assaulted, especially by powerful men. What seems ridiculous or obvious to…

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

I believe in due process and letting the justice system work! That’s why I can already confidently say this woman is a fucking liar, case closed!

well, according to to this story, you take a picture.  

You stare for exactly 3.5 seconds, and slowly walk away.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Or how he led hundreds of occupants safely out of the building after he defeated a past version of himself to acquire the tesseract.

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

At least have some decorum for the office; That’s PPABOTUS, thank you very much!

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

What about a rocket launcher?

I gotta come back here for one more thing:

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

You’re applying far too high-level thinking on this. It boils down to Trump sticking it to left-leaning California, and anyone aligning with California liberal beliefs.