I once bought gas from a Marathon Gas Station, and probably picked up some beef jerkey as well (for the protein). 

Congratulations on telling us that you ran a marathon!  As someone who has never run a marathon but wants to, and has also been in other races - actually “race”, it was a single 10k - I’m just gonna go ahead and point out here in this response to your comment that I ran a 10k once and want to run a marathon.

I am acquainted with a guy who has run a marathon in all 50 states.  When you hit that level of marathon running, everyone you meet is then required to tell the story through the transitive property.  That’s why I’m here.

“Deadesq” is the shared account of every 2005-2012 Deadspin commenter. 

The boxster was the savior of the 911. Then Porsche became much more profitable with the Cayenne.

if the Persians had taken Marathon this seriously they would’ve won

Except the Urus’ profit margin has no impact on the Aventador’s profit margin, and Lamborghini isn’t a struggling little independent car manufacturer. They’re a sticker on a Volkswagen. The money goes into the big VW checking account where bean counters decide independently if the Aventador and the Urus make sense to…

As someone who has run 10 marathons, I am obligated to salute you on beating me to it. And also mentioning my ultramarathons.

If I’m going to destroy my reputation, I think I’m going with drugs and prostitutes over cheating in a meaningless but very public sporting event.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

“When you consider the conversion rates of dollars to blood money, this is a STEAL!”

Thanks, thought if was just me...

Um, Page Six, Ms. Ross is NOT the “I Will Survive” singer. I dont care if she made a remake that hit no. 1. She’s only made, like, a million hits for Motown. 

They’re arguing over fair market value of a car bought with blood money. I love Koenigsegg but they definitely need to shut the entire fuck up on this one. 

The seller knows what they got..

$1 mil is all you need for driving perfection,

Salvage title though, I’m gonna pass

They should have been broken up and repurposed after the war.

Are you familiar with Henry Ford’s anti-semitism and admiration for Hitler? Hitler gave him a medal.

It’s also a little known fact that Jeep got it’s start making equipment for the army. /S