He also holds the record for most consecutive DNF’s, along with most DNF’s in a single season.  He wasn’t called de Crasheris for nothing.

Extremely normal for a cop to have to be held back from physically assaulting championship-winning team president as he tries to collect his trophy, happens to the Krafts all the time, I’m sure

All the same, nice to see Michael Chiklis can still get work.

That blue line isn’t look so thin.

Did he shout “Do you know who I am?!”

citation needed

You would have the attention of the entire Jalopnik commentariat if it were the last diesel Cruze hatchback with a manual in Pepperdust Metallic (the closest thing to brown). None, however, would be willing to have actually bought one, however.

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

It's real, man. It's fucking real. 

Been with this team 46 times around the sun and it really doesn’t seem real. The rug is always pulled at some point, usually in the second round at some distant western arena.

: Aand they are even happier they scored more than the Rams in the Super Bowl.

O'Reilly is Canadian. Of course his f-bombs are polite as fuck. 

Yeah, St. Louis isn’t the reason Missouri is red...

From what I can tell, he’ll live to be about 900.

As someone who lives in Boston - lighten the fuck up dude. 

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

The whole ‘being born in France’ thing adds credibility to the assertion that he’s French.

That and the fact he is French

That's funny. I thought NASCAR went left.