You have evidently never seen a commercial film in Berkeley, California. 

Sounds perfect for getting rid of that crab grass.

The Milwaukee M18 Brushless 1/2" impact still can’t break lugs that a parking lot sale pneumatic Harbor Freight Earthquake XT makes short work of (after putting a good high-flow fitting on it, of course). Plus the Milwaukee is way bigger and doesn’t fit in tight places.

As a guy who recently turned 50 and still loves wrenching, I have added “enough space for a lift and a lift to go in that space” as my only requirement for our next home.  I can’t lay on the concrete driveway for extended periods anymore and the ability to work at standing height is very appealing.  Decent lifts these…

There are some jobs that I will always pay someone else to do.

Anything involving a spring compressor is the top of the list.

Yes, no European car maker would dream of making anything so excessive.

And here’s what happens when you put a drag racer on a road course.

Combining two brands onto one plot is extremely urban neoliberal

Perfect mower for the guy who lives his life one 1/4 acre at a time.

I’m sure this is intended primarily to benefit Seminole student-athletes, and I applaud their purest of motives.

I hate it when my wipers get crossed.

Perhaps the better question: is there anyone less qualified? 

(sorry - coffee kicking in, and I agree with your read, but still hate the disingenuous nature of that Appleton fellow)

This is a euphemism, right?

Ah, but did your installation method include an over-the-top leg kick?

Even when she realizes it’s a Brown’s fan?

The Browns roster seems like a good place to hide things you don’t want to achieve any notoriety.

Dead’s a bit harsh. It’ll just be a disappointment.

I got nothing. This is the most wholesome and pure thing on the internet today.

This is actually leaked footage from Bambi 3. Bambi’s mom doesn’t die, but gets drafted by the Browns, which seems somehow sadder.