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-Threatening to kill a whole group of people

You're dumb.

1991: "If this was the NFL, he'd be doing the Bartman in front of the other team's bench!"

Next time he does this, just copy and paste this entire article and see if anyone notices....

2014: Can you say I had this first on Vine?

Don't forget Palin, funny how you never see those two in the same place at the same time...

Anonymous NFL personnel may think it'll be a "distraction,"...

Thank you for writing this. It would be like somebody saying "I'm white, big deal." when Jackie Robinson made his major league debut.

In order to get to a place in our society where it truly, truly doesn't matter, we have to go through an awkward phase where unfortunately it does matter a whole lot. What I'm saying is whenever you see some dipshit comment on Mr. Sam's story with a "WHO CARES?," tell them to shut the fuck up.

Doing it before the draft is so damned fantastic. It's a virtual dare to all the GM's in the NFL. Rough guess, as the 9th best DE prospect, that'd put him in the 3rd or 4th round or so. He's staring down the NFL and forcing them to take a stance. Can't applaud this enough.

If you think Smart would react that way to a bland, generic slur like "piece of crap" you must have been born yesterday.

The same type of losers that poison trees

...the best (worst) part is the fans and talking heads expect some 18-23 year olds to act more mature than a bunch of 40-60 year old grownups.

Here's where the game of Internet Telephone begins

You've just described Bleacher Report's business model.

Pretty conservative talk for a goddamn lefty.

Aw Mark Brunnell, my answer to my racist relative who suggested it was only black athletes who mismanage their money.