Not on fucking craigslist.

I don't see any cute there. Just horrifying, terrible nightmares.

For a second I saw the image and all I could think was "Holy Crap! Battletoads sequel, Finally!!!" ...then I looked at the rest of the image, then the text and I was sad.

Talk about douche-bag parenting. There's this weird thing that parents used to do a couple decades ago, it was called "talking to your children". How about you explain why the answer is no and go from there. Saying "asked and answered" is just going to A. Piss them off (If their older) or B. Make them throw a temper…

And if THAT doesn't work, there's always the kennel in the corner.

I always told myself as a kid "I will poop and play games at the same time" now that I am a single 26 year old male living by myself... I MADE IT HAPPEN! Shoot for your dreams kids.

My daughter is six, and I've tried something very similar already. It did not work. What did work is making sure she understood that I had heard her question, understood her reasons, and the reason I'd said no. Still not 100% effective, but better than "because I said so", which really means "I can't be bothered to…

More important question at hand:

Yeah because video games and realism sure go hand-in-hand.

I'm not after the experiences I had with 360. I don't hate the console or this new one...

But: I learned my lesson and learned it good. Don't buy Microsoft console.

That's how I feel about it. Even though it's on everything else Metal Gear grew to be known as a Sony title. Playing the games on anything else other than a PS just feels off.

Rushed? The PS3\360 generation is the longest we ever had. They took their sweet sweet time making those consoles. It's not a rushed design\testing problem like the 360 RROD overheating problem. It's most likely a very isolated and rare manufacturing problem or bug in the HDMI port or signal that has the PS4 act as if…

The PS4 isn't of lesser quality. They're made with damn near identical processes and parts. Sand the gloss off a fat PS3 and it's the exact same plastic used on a 360. This supposed difference in quality is completely made up. As an owner of both systems, never did the build quality come into question. If anything,…

It's gonna be Matt Damon.

Free Shipping from Amazon means my console will arrive roughly a week after launch, which should be more than enough time for the midnight launch server traffic to calm down.

I bet you didn't read or understand the article.

I don't know if I'd consider bots cheaters, depending upon thir functionality.

If it's something game breaking, as in glitching through the floor, insta-teleporting around the map etc etc then yeah by all means, that's not fair. But if it's just an automated program that plays the game as a normal human would, except…

I've wondered the same thing for years with all console games. I bet you'd still have some people playing the original Phantasy Star Online if it's servers had gone private.