I was not aware that the rules of punctuation and grammar were so different in the UK.

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

She privately e-mailed the CIA Director’s AOL account to set up an arms trade with Iran to send weapons to Zombie Bin Laden to kill fetuses in Syria, which would’ve been able to defend themselves had Obama not taken away their guns.

You can’t get any sexier than the original

I want to know the going rate in camels and goats that one intact hymen is worth.

The one who performed her hymen reconstruction surgery, that’s who.

I’d like to know what doctor actually signed off on this.

I mean, there’s a LOT of things asked in the hospital that don’t pertain to you but can be the difference between life and death in another patient. As lots of people have mentioned, pregnancy and childbirth are particularly dangerous times for victims of DV. They also screened you for suicidality and depression…

I’m honestly shocked that there’s so much disagreement in the comments here. Yes the motorcyclist passed on a double yellow and yes that is illegal. Feel free to argue about whether or not is was safe, unsafe, justified, good idea, bad idea, or whatever.

Wait, really?? Isn’t the “extreme caloric restriction” probably what causes the weight loss? Versus the weird pregnancy pee?

Sort of, yes. I think in a relationship it’s different, as you probably know each other’s body language well enough to not necessarily need words to confirm consent for each act. Your boyfriend knows that a certain moan or gasp means you’re ready, for example, and vice versa. Definitely always ask before trying…

Yup. Got it right there. Stupid alien tourists are supposed to read the damn manual before going on-planet, but do they? Never! They think: I’ve seen that TV show! I know how to act on Earth! I can speak the language, and I know what shoes are for!

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

“throw a hot coal at her”

Okay, but the guy who gets impatient, breaks the law, and turns out in front of her is completely at fault in that accident. I don’t see your point.

Then you were not following at a safe distance or paying attention to the fact that they were slowing down.

I personally think it’s okay for vegetarians to eat whatever the fuck they want because I’m not the goddamn food police.

I find this so fascinating because I feel like everyone has a food they just cannot stop eating. Be it pasta, bread, potato chips, fries, candy, what have you.

3rd Grade coping skills
JV-level male privilege
Ph.D. level weapons access

MAN: the gods have blessed you with baby magic and makes the baby again, the gods are good to us