@rigidjunkie: I also like the way you think, but the way they changed the rules they probably made it so anyone offering rides needs a licence. Maybe he would need to offer something else, like membership in a ridesharing club.

@clinto: This is just a drop in the bucket in that regard. It makes me sad that no where in the world seems to work any different.

@thomez: Because Amazon want to use the DRM right it seems. They could care less where you read your books, just so long as you buy them legit. They don't want you tied to their product, they want you tied to their service. So long as you have a device that can read the file, does it matter if there is DRM or not?

@MyDragonLovesBruce - now with witty suffix!: I think it's a 323, but Im certainly no expert.

I was expecting him to lose control, miss a shift, something like that.

The best anti speeding ad I have seen.

@Jackie: The middle of the road is by far the best place to be on gravel or tar and chip. Just make sure you know how big the hills are and where the corners are and adjust accordingly.

Suburbans. Put training wheels on the sides at, say, 45 degrees so they can corner hard without rolling. Race them on a slightly wider supercross track.

@rotaryfreakjoe: I think I needed to add sarcasm tags.

@Mazarin: It's a slow day at work.

@appliance88: You can't shift with a coffee in your hand? I'd die on my commute if I was you my friend.

@Baby Beater Benz: People hate me for commuting with a manual. I leave gaps so I dont have to stop-start-stop-start... Apparently lemmings enjoy wearing out breaks and wasting gas.

@rotaryfreakjoe: But the manual makes the car feel slower. How do you keep the revs up without a computer figuring that out for you?

@Mazarin: That woudl be the sucker way. He probably tapes one of these to the fleshlight so he doesn't have to move.

@WylieCoronis: I'm not a bird. I also can't see in 3D, as 90% of my vision comes from my right eye.

@Pessimippopotamus: Seeing how excited he got about driving Senna's car, I have more respect for him. Still don't care for him much, but he is up a peg.

@Nürburgring: Varsity Jalop: What if the woman was also subtly insane? Audis, like my wife, are tons of fun when you want it, calm and presentable when you need it.

@b33g33: That's just lazy. he could have eaisly taken up 6 spots not just 5, had he planned a little bit more.

@Bueller: That was my thought too. He didn't park in a handicap spot, didn't take 4 spaces.

The viper should never be bastardized. I figure they will make them again eventually, and it had better have a huge motor and look badass.