Aiwaz418
Aiwaz418
Aiwaz418

Pasta water is almost always the key. Even if the recipe doesn't call for it. 

But it’s working so well for the United Sates States!

Hooray! Best of luck with your continued recovery, Fahey!

“What kinda shark is it?”

I have this love/hate relationship with him. One one hand, I love watching triple D and have gone to a few of those places without disappointment. On the other hand, the repetition of his catchphrases and the meme that he has become is so overdone. And, yet, he still isn’t an unwatchable shithead, like Bobby Flay.

Thank you, Mrs. Aiwaz!

He doesn’t fancy himself a journalist, so no. Next question, NYT?

The cream is the only thing I take issue with here.  Bonus points for the egg crack observation.

If they shot anything half as good as Ali G’s Buzz Lightyear Aldrin interview your wife has my deepest gratitude. 

Ew, I bet you also drink water right out of your sink.

I agree, but I ain’t driving 600 miles, so Taco Bell it is.

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

“Do all these restaurants’ buns come from the same mega factory?”

If it weren’t for the bars at Applebee’s, that place would have died a long time ago. I wind up going once every 5 or 10 years with friends, and each time I am disappointed. Maybe I need better friends, too.