Must you revive this shit, Kinja, just for clicks in the wake of today’s massacre?

Firmly pleased to be on the Topo Chico side of this sparkly nonsense.

Sandwiches with cheap lunchmeat and cheese, a lot of Taco Bell (back when they had the super-cheap menu items for .99 cents), sometimes soups when they were on sale.

 He is absolutely fucking correct -- Netflix is gaming the system (as do many other distributors/producers) by ensuring their product is in enough qualifying theaters to be eligible for AMPAS noms.

Grew up and lived in Texas for almost half of my life.

Grew up and lived in Texas for almost half of my life.

Old Fashioned with Michter’s Rye has been my go-to for ages.

He pays her extra for kissing.

It can be absolute perfection. Simplicity in some foods is preferable.

A proper omelette doesn’t require all that additional shit -- it’s just fucking eggs, a little salt and pepper and then possibly some cheese.

Written like someone who has clearly not experienced (or recognized in themselves) an addictive personality.

Jar Jar was manipulated by an evil overlord into doing pretty much everything he did.

When I was a young kid I ran across Beard’s recipe for this dish and it began a lifelong love of food and cooking that remains a passionate hobby.

This may help explain why San Antonio sports some of the most obese cops in the country.

I grew up going to powwows in New Mexico and eating fry bread. It’s truly one of life’s simple pleasures, and something I miss greatly.

I’ve no idea who she is, but she can go fuck herself with a rusty can.

Just as good?

History has fucked your skull and left you emptier and stupider after your post.

These are the same cunts who voted for Brexit.

No, thanks — it’s too damned depressing.

I’ll fight a bitch over “Mute”.