One of the many fine Smithfield products.

They’ve been a “normal style” for a damned sight longer than the last eight years, shitsquib. 

I’ll not be going anywhere, and rather invite you to go fuck yourself up the ass with a rusty tin can.

With good reason -- too many brewers are kowtowing to a trend and forgoing numerous other styles in a sad pursuit to satisfy the fleeting tastes of dudebros and hipsters.

Nah, the market is flooded with shitty IPAs due to the demands of people who lack any discerning tastes whatsoever. 

6. If it says “IPA” anywhere on the label, just walk on by, or conversely, throw it in the trash and save yours and someone else’s tastebuds from assault.

This is a horseshit story whose “facts” keep changing.

“Fucknut” isn’t strong enough to describe someone as willfully ignorant and hateful as that person.

Dear Strict Vegans Who Buy Into Any Old Bullshit,

Yes, his immense hypocrisy aside, he and his purchased bride are fucking horrible cunts.

Very hard, since it absolutely sucks.

Fuck Texas.

Production centers are not at all “media centers”, but nice try.

Publicly, no, but I’ve heard things from three other people who worked with him. 

Ask Kevin Pollak, for one.

Get fucking Vin Diesel?

Sadly Michael Clarke Duncan was a piece of shit as a person.

Nut-free, basic Toll House, but soft, chewy to the point of stretchy when one takes a bite and tries to pull the bite away. Sweet, salty, and if  it’s ads insisted upon, walnut, please.

It is ineffective, to say the least.

Conversely, she -- like any creator — is free to do whatever she wishes with her own work.