...and this is why you don’t submit unsolicited scripts nor submit anything without representation.

Ear wax.

Artwork is bad, but continuing to oppose no-kill shelters while simultaneously euthanizing the majority of animals at PETA shelters is okey-dokey.

People impressed by things like this is why Trump got elected.

How sad is it I remember these things?

Didn’t Claire Lower already cover this four months back?

I bought mine new in ‘83, and while the commercials always referred to it by its full name initially, the public was abbreviating it to N.E.S. and the moniker stuck so Nintendo starting referring to it by that abbreviation in commercials from around ‘85 onward.

Shogun?

Nah, the majority in this country possess scruples and recognize a scumsucking piece of shit like John Schnatter when they see one.

This makes me miss my grandmother,

🤷‍♂️ It’s Deadspin, Jake.

Not here to please you, thanks.

Saw the first one, swore off them and never intend to go back on that.

Fuck ‘em -- make the corporations and then the wealthy pay first.

It isn’t?

But he doesn’t have a bitchin’ cat like Bobby Flay, either.

Bad news for the zero people affected by this recall.

Unfortunately, no due to NDAs.

I’m so proud of my wife who is a producer for this show -- they truly did god’s work.

and received an edit causing Lynch to request his name be removed from it.