Fucking FXX and The Simpsons... the digital time compression is always so noticeable that I simply can’t stand to watch it.

That’s okay, it’s not as though the white racists in our society have latched onto the officer’s identity as a Muslim and have already begun blaming his religion for her death somehow...

“Cunt” isn’t a strong enough word to describe this undulating pile of self-obsessed excrement posing as our president.

This is true in America, and one assumes in the rest of the world, as well.

The Mac Mini is the single biggest piece-of-shit computer I’ve purchased over the last forty years, and I say this as an Apple devotee. Yes, it was a 2010 model, but even the simplest operations brought it to its knees from the beginning.

The problem with gluten is that many people are fucking stupid and believe every trendy bullshit diet trend that comes along, especially here in(but not limited to) SoCal.

Seriously, let’s just change that question to, “Aren’t all humans racist to some degree whether they know it or not?”

Being a college graduate does not equate with being an “adult”, young or otherwise.

Good.

Much as Deadspin writers often leave as posts.

Nah, fuck you.

There are SO many women more worthy, alas.

He’s from Ourshitdontstinkistan.

Fuck him.

Oh, yes, body hair is an issue there.

Gods bless David Lynch.

“Lazy” people are quite frequently the most successful people in numerous professions.

Wow. It’s incredible the number of outright shitheads who felt it necessary to respond to you and share their hateful ignorance.

Fuck Uber.

Thanks for this, Aimée. Good stuff. Many children are either ignorant (often willfully) of the lives their parents lead prior to becoming parents, or simply give no thought to the idea that our parents are people first, with lives of their own.