I'm a guy and give zero fucks about football, or any organized, commercialized sport.

Nobody who cuts film and television likes it.

Why am I reminded of this?

I want my acres of smoked glass, dammit!

There have been a handful of great remakes.

Patsy!

I don't care who is in it (and I love Zoe), I don't want nor do we need a remake (or, technically, a new adaptation) of "Rosemary's Baby".

You should be ashamed, Ms. Tso.

Mmm, Shiraz...

Why is this Bozo's drink such a big deal? Is it purely because he chose to name it 'soylent'?

Wait...

I made a woman moan for five hours once.

Nic win.

I guarantee they will not extend those restrictions to those 'celebrities'.

Awesome!

I wish such moments were just unnecessary entirely.

Yawn.

What is the total power suck of the devices these consoles have replaced? Are people still using a cable box and an Xbox? A Blu-ray player and a PS4?

Fantastic work, but I find her story unbearably depressing.

That's not only humorous, but kind of genius.