My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

They seem like a fun couple who are totally patient with retail employees and roadworks crew members.

If Karlie Kloss isn’t there....who took the pictures Bobby?! Think about it....

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

I have a two year old and three year old boy and I get to hear about the penis constantly. Apparently, it’s just really, really, really funny. I bet my kids would be all about some penis candy. Really speaks to their comedy interests.

Taylor Swift has a horrendous taste in men. I don’t even understand how someone who comes from seemingly loving family and is so well rounded otherwise, keeps going for dicks. Why?

I was really hoping someone would be so self-involved as to turn a larger issue into an anecdote about a unique personal experience that does nothing to change any of the points made in the post. Thanks!

not surprised

I thought this was gonna be about a bunch of homosexual activists trying to change Michelle's hairdo.

That's actually the 1700s. You can at least turn sideways in this painner. However 1850/60s hoop skirts screamed "Move bitch I'm the only one who can be in this room!"

1800s, I'm not sure which decade.

Whatever decade the Paleolithic Era was in

Personally, I never give a shit when someone tells me that I use "like" too much or swear/curse/cuss too much.

I have always said that if you don't start in the morning, you can't drink all day. So bottoms up, y'all.

God, I can't remember the last time I puked in front of Miley Cyrus. I need to get out more.