No, sex is the real sin, because it makes you happy and it’s free.

I’m going to personally ask everyone to keep the “Game Over” jokes respectful. Thanks for understanding.

Why bother reading and commenting then if you’re gonna be an asshole about it

Dad: “Come on I’ll buy you a toy.”
Kid: “Oh cool, thanks dad, can I get...”
Dad: “So what Star Wars toy do you want?”
Kid: “Actually, I am not that into..”
Dad: “You want light sabers? We can get light sabers. How about Tie-Fighters?”
Kid: “Dad, I..”
Dad: “You want a Millennium Falcon right? Let’s get one of those.”
Kid: “DAD…

I never do! For all intensive purposes, anyway.

“We took some unprecedented actions today due to the unprecedented obstruction on the part of our colleagues,” Sen. Hatch said in a statement. What does unprecedented mean again?

Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!

Im not sure, since I live in an echo chamber, but I think Uber uses cars.

We aren’t going to buy your false equivalences anymore. You are insulting our intelligence.

Love for a daughter and hatred for the Empire

I can see you

I have admin powers on Foxtrot Alpha. I could ban you and every other misgendering commenter. Including the responses so far to my comment. And make it a “safe space.”

Too much misgendering in the comment section. Stop that.

Ugh... I want to explain the difference between Foxtrot Alpha and Jalopnik at large to you but I really don’t have the energy right now.

Ah, the old “How dare you not tolerate my intolerance!” chestnut.

Also, this:

“Pick up that can over there.”

Let’s see how many right-wing cliches we have here...

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.