“Pick up that can over there.”

Let’s see how many right-wing cliches we have here...

Would it drive itself into a lake then?

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

How is “Resting bitchface” a thing but “conspicuous scumbagface” not? I mean, I can’t be the only one looking at these pictures and getting instantaneous “unpaid child support warrant” vibe?

I got here as soon as I could

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

You, however, can fuck off.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Toyota, huh?

nah

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Taylor’s is a shit bar too. Don’t know how that dump doesn’t violate noise ordinances every night.

Too bad she didn’t run. Based on this year, it’s not like he could’ve stopped her.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Losing indeed does pull fans together. Fans from all over the country and from all walks of life came together in celebration of that Seahawks loss.

I am a Seahawks fan. The first title we won, it was tons of fun, high fixing strangers all week, yelling “Go Hawks” at random intervals, the whole championship deal.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.