"The Case of the Pyrotechnic PS4" aka "Burning Shit Gives me a Huge Clue!"

It is su-BAH-roo. I lived in Japan for many years and would get gently corrected if I said it any other way. Same went for my Nikon camera (I like to take photographs) which is correctly pronounced Knee-con, not Nigh-con.

"The meta is strong with this one."

That is the biggest, fastest clown shoe I have ever seen.

Needs more helvetica.

That announcer has all the enthusiasm of mayonnaise on white bread. I want my unintelligible Japanese commentators back.

If you believe that I have a bridge that I can sell you.

Any word on what grade you would have gotten?

I love Top Gear UK, but this...

They do in Oregon. A fifth of Jack Daniels costs the same to a consumer as it does to a bar, regardless I size. This has everything to do with Oregon's draconian liquor laws. At the bar I drink at, which is right next to the store I get my whiskey at I have seen bartenders buying cases more than once at full price.

You can go ahead a play Russian roulette with your own life, I don't give a shit, but when you don't get vaccinated and them pass that infection on to yours and other people's children then you are inviting this level of vitriol. It will come back to you. You are making a choice that affects others and you will have…

I hope you give measles to your children and they die. Then maybe you'll learn about what it is you're shitting on here.

Someone get that computer a 4chan gold account, stat.

I have been. Once I figured out what was causing it I cut back. But then, The Walking Dead and Orange is the New Black. I have weak moral fiber.

Too close probably. 12-14 inches I would say.

I should have been more specific. I develop what seems like astigmatism. There is a clear main image as well as a ghost second, usually above or to the side the first. In astigmatism the blurring is more pronounced. In my case both images are sharp edged and distinct, but one is more "real" than the other. I figured…

After a few hours, usually longer, of
Netflix on an iphone I start to develop severe astigmatism. I can't drive the next morning if I stay up late watching stuff. It goes away in about 12 hours if I avoid using my phone. I normally have nearly perfect vision but small screens ruin it.

Pound for pound, there aren't a lot of things that sound better than Group B rally cars. I present the following evidence to back this claim.