NO!

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

Two words: probe thermometer.

They also really only use Hirens as their main tool. Its sad how much money people waste at that place when brick and mortar stores are cheaper and have a way more knowledgeable staff.

So you already spent several thousand dollars on a Standing Desk and the other people in your office co-op aren’t paying attention to you?

So you already spent several thousand dollars on a Standing Desk and the other people in your office co-op aren’t…

Kicks on automatically when something is plugged in.

Kicks on automatically when something is plugged in.

Based on my experience with the Dutch reach, you have to pay extra for the eye contact when it’s being performed.

I’ll be honest. I thought the “Dutch Reach” was going to be...something else. But this is good too!

You need to read something other than left-wing blogs. He recently returned from Saudi Arabia with his wife, was a “devout Muslim” and had a neighbor that did not report their strange behavior and visits for fear of “profiling.” Time to get your head out of your ass.

Islam.

When Nidal shot up Ft. Hood, liberal media shouted down those who called it radical Islamic terrorism. They were insistent on the “workplace shooting” narrative, going so far as to concoct a medical history of the killer where he was oppressed and psychologically traumatized because of his ethnicity and religion. They…

Religion.

My mother, who could never stand spice - pepper was too much for her - once mistook wasabi for guacamole.

It was simultaneously the funniest and most tragic thing ever.

I shed a tear towards the end of Paradise Snare. Fantastic trilogy.

Han was an Imperial pilot, saw Wookies being used as slaves, rescued Chewbacca, and deserted the Empire. Saving his life is why Chewbacca has the life debt to Han. Even with the erasure of the EU I’m pretty sure that part is still canon. It’s unfortunate that the explanation for Han’s hatred of slavery resulting from…

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.

Kitchenette Posse: Can we make a pact that any family members who are habitually terrible to waitstaff will be allowed to cough themselves to death under a bridge, alone? At the very least, if you’re going out to eat, say “Mom, we’re going out to eat. There’s a TV dinner in the microwave for you, since you’re a…

Oliver can be a game changer if he can attack the ISSUES and the people behind them, meaning both parties, end of story. If he does that, he captures both audiences and the center, and therefore he brings the whole thing together

I don’t know that I fundamentally agree with the premise here but I definitely tuned out from the Daily Show over the last few years and, to some extent, I think Stewart did too. There were really only so many times I could watch a clip of a Conservative politician or Fox News host say something stupid and have…