PATCH AND KAYLA 4-EVA

We’re doing good. I remember when a guy like this was running for president on our side.

The “I told you” dances were always the best part of the paternity episodes.

Hey this is Dynasty. Even siblings don't stay together on that show.

It’s like Billy Carter, Roger Clinton, and Hugh & Tony Rodham had a baby.

I think the real question is why are we not

Why is he living his life according to a Days of Our Lives-script?

If he and Don Jr. met under different circumstances, I think they’d have been best friends. 

The real scandal here is that Hunter broke up with Hallie. Does no one respect levirate marriage anymore? 

Soooo, this is Billy Carter turned up to 11.

Obama managed to do a fuck ton more good than Trump ever has (i know, low bar since trump hasn’t done ANYTHING good) and also has not done most of the nasty shit that count as Trump “accomplishments”.

Not to mention this is the ONE THING that President Barack Obama DID NOT do.

He also reportedly doesn’t show up for “work” until after 11am and doesn’t “work” past 4pm. He doesn’t have the stress of the office also because he doesn’t give a fuck about the country or it’s citizens. The one thing that may age him a bit is all of that rage. Can you imagine walking around with that much rage all…

He figured his way around the “age 20+ years in the span of four to eight” problem. The premature aging is the result of stress from the grave and heavy responsibilities of the position. So he just, you know, doesn’t do that.

“The President of the United States is not a crook!”

“I did not do crimes!”

He’s scared of SDNY, and with good reason, because the moment he leaves office, I can promise you they will be there with handcuffs. The GOP isn’t going to allow him to be impeached and at this point, those who stand with him aren’t going to stop repeating their talking points. He’s been convinced from the night he…

It’s very hard for the most stable genius with the best brain and memory to remember his own words that he just heard repeated on live television moments before reciting them to reporters.

Let’s be fair-I know Rudy Giuliani about as well as I know Trump. So, like, in terms of stupidity it’s probably a tie, at this point.

71 words, ten sentences. And he needed notes for that....