Pretty much every car from 1923

False, they would start a website named Jalopnik and drive riced-out Beetles.... oh, wait.

Ah! They matched the combined horsepower to the total mileage of the route! That's cute..

I was waiting for a the pilot to propose.

A recommendation alone wasn't enough, so here's a comment expressing my satisfaction with the quality of your comment.

I always thought they were powered by the rider's sense of self-importance.

How many apex seals does it get per mile?

Nissan: Honda spent too much time cocking around with the next NSX so we made one for them.

"How many lumps do you want?"

World War Z?

The breeze

The manual surprised me. Awesome.

Her voice is horrible...

It was all because of the handbrake turn.

So we arrest an individual without charges for not doing anything illegal? Because someone didn't understand and was scared?

You stay classist, London.

Brits finally learn how to use guerrilla warfare 250 years too late.

I believe Harley Davidson motorcycles are not designed to run properly.

Oh.

Here's a idea. Put the phone down and concentrate on DRIVING.