Forefather: George Washington

One more ...Thomas Paine- Miata

What really struck me is how old they all look. Sure, the cigarettes haven't been good for their wrinkles, but even James now is sporting a head of mostly gray hair.

I want to hear more about this, but only if Hannah Dawkins is involved.

"...turn your headlights on"

What an oaf! 3 clicks is all you need man just 3.

The runner up of Darwin Awards goes to... [Drum rattle] THE CAMERAMAN FOR NOT TILTING HIS PHONE! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lane-changing torque steer builds character, right?

A Mazdaspeed version AND a Skyactive Diesel version? Why not just combine the two into a Mazdaspeed Diesel version? I'm thinking 250 hp and 500 ft/lbs of torque...to the front wheels.

Porsche 956, Derek Bell, 1983. Especially Mulsanne before they put those idiotic chicanes in.

More like reason #1 to buy a torque wrench lol.

Meh, he could replace that with a '87 Cressida and be fine.

Reporting to the police immediately and explaining the situation would likely eliminate charges of leaving the scene, especially now that one of these goons recorded it.

If the driver had gotten out of the car, this would have gone from "pedestrian hit and run" to "snuff film".

Nobody ever needs to own a gun? Tell that to the police.

I know this is a response to you, but its more a response to everyone else....

After the first retard that smashed the windshield, i would have taken off too. I've lived in LA, This would have ended really bad for the driver. I would have found the nearest cop or police station and turn myself in. It may be wrong to leave the scene, but for my LIFE, it would be the right thing to do.

Anyone who buys this over a slightly used CTS-V Wagon is a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

Scarecrow! Got it, next.

Mercedes Sportlich, Leicht und Kurz, or Geländewagen.