I see a lot of "why?" posts, so rather than answer every one, I'll just leave this here:

Josh Brolin seems like a perfect fit.

Japan.

They even look exactly alike.

i would leave the milk in the cookie cup til the inside is all mushy and soft, then pop the whole thing and eat and drink at the same time... and if the outside stays crisp that would be an amazing bonus +100000 texture points.

Along the shore the cloud waves break,

As long as there is a Truthtellah, Bobsplosion or Jango the Blue Fox then there will be copious amounts of forced memes on this site. This place is the equivalent of 9gag now.

I ate all the appetizers once and I think that may have left a bad impression.

EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATHEIST.

The best thing to come out of TPP is the fan art. This thing ignited so much creativity, it's remarkable.

Came here to post this up! :D

Become a drummer, it will fix all of your problems

I too went to college in the 90's that that look was fashionable for about 6 weeks.

Brand Silven just master-classed you.

Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones characters:

"You're the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch."

Just wait till you get to chapter 5.... I just got there I am disgusted.

PAL territories didnt get the GOOD shitty box art that the NTSC territories did! Our shitty Mega Man box art is better (worse!?) than YOUR shitty Mega Man box art! HAHAHAHAHAH! WE UR THEE GREETIST!

Are you making this game because you really want a game with no visual input, or because you don't know how to make a game with graphics?