So we're pretty sure this episode was inspired by the Jonathan Coulton - Glee contretemps a few months back, yes?

Bring a towel.

Oh, the irony!

Exactly. Get your shit together before travelling.

I used to work in immigration... you'd be amazed at how many idiots (from countries that require a visa) think that you can enter spur of the moment.

Let me see if I've got this right;

That would be soo cool if they rereleased in steam

another torchic? I have like 5 of them already

The first problem is the Giraffe getting a blowjob is the only thing scary in the entire game.

Eh, their mother would just die trying to save them from drowning in the water embankment they just drove into and then their puppet from their childhood their mother had made will send them on a magical adventure to stop an evil which trying to save their mother's soul.

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Eh, I'll stick with "The Cones of Dunshire".

I went to automotive trade school right out of high school. There were some positives. My job searches consisted of stopping at every single auto dealership until someone hired me. When I got sick of a place, or was looking to make more money, I'd literally go door to door until someone hired me. Car ownership and…

Oh cool, I was about to go to the supermarket to get cheese anyway. This will last me for months!

No... but his sidekick Captain Oblivious does!!

Those look WAY more dynamic and visually interesting than the usual "floating heads" sort of movie posters.

"Updated my journal."

Hyperbole.

I cried while playing Afrika, too.

Who are these people?
They're not scraping the bottom of the barrel, they can't because you're in the way, living at the bottom of the barrel, unaware of anything going on around you.