Lets have a moment of silence for Romain Grosjean’s self-confidence.

Yes. Their age doesn’t belie their truth.

That gator would love to make a hole in one................of those deer.

“It was an incredible machine—one of the fastest and most ever built.”

I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

What amount of drinking on the job puts a doctor past the limit and into “too much?” I’m genuinely curious how buzzed a doctor is allowed to be on the clock.

Whenever anyone says “You can’t do boy scout Superman in the 21st Century, it wouldn’t work, we’re too cynical and jaded” I point to Cap.

Also, as befitting any movie with Reb Brown, the following names must be used: Slab Bulkhead! Fridge Largemeat! Punt Speedchunk! Butch Deadlift! Bold Bigflank! Splint Chesthair! Flint Ironstag! Big McLargehuge! Roll Fizzlebeef! Bob Johnson!

Now this is a stock car.

“Why are they doing this testing with a rust free car?” - Michigan Craigslist user

Yaris lease: $2,000 due at signing, $169/month. My credit is great and I make good money, so no reason to think I couldn’t get that deal... So with a 3 year lease, that’s $2695/year.

My 3/4-ton 6.0 Suburban averages around 12.5 mpg. Bad? Yes. However, I use it for family vacations to tow a travel trailer, I use it to tow old non-running project cars around on my car trailer, and I can use it to haul 8 people and their luggage in supreme comfort.

She got the complexion for the protection!

Hold on, hold on.. We’ll get to this white one soon enough... we’re still working on this one

to whom

Damn it. I hate making mistakes like that. My apologies to you and the maligned and esteemed Mr. Berton.

Don't eat the salads at any restaurants. I've been working the food industry for 66 and 1/6th years. Each "lettuce" leaf is made from the spines of dead baby capybara fetuses. There's a factory in Regina, Canada that processes these spines. First they crush them into a fine powder that is mixed with a by-product of…