YESSSSSSSSSS:

Oh yeah, I might move Jalopnik to Austin. YOUR MOVE DE BLASIO.

1st gear. Everybody wants Lincoln to build a reminder of the amazing mid '60s land yacht. So come on Ford, build a us a sled, build it low, build it silent, and make it ride on clouds.

New England + Massive White Whale = Wonderfulness

Never meet your heroes... they'll only disappoint you.

I recently rented a Camaro SS on a business trip. I was sorely disappointed.

I had a '79 El Camino, bought it brand new. Pretty thing, black with carmine trim, red interior. Conquista package, 307 V8, maybe 105 HP at sea level, on a good day. Fucking thing wouldn't pull a sick kid off a tricycle.

Mediocre ride quality, epic numbness in the steering, worst automatic transmission I've ever encountered, schizophrenic accelerator, spongy brake petal, rolls in turns like the Costa Concordia, wind noise deafening on the freeway, seats break your butt after an hour, and the Bose stereo isn't very good.

Doug, if you can get me the same data from the PDF in a tabular format (like Excel), I could put together some nice map graphics in ArcMap that will show off his route and speed along the way. (I tried copy-pasting from the PDF, and the format of the place name would require a lot of clean up.)

What a flop.

The officiating has been atrocious. The announcers have said they've gotten five penalties wrong in the first half. Unlike the others, this was reviewable.

Something tells me that I'm not doing this right.

Where do I mail it?

Did you even look into the helmet laws thing?

Nascar... the Florida of motorsports.