I remember this one printer that I struggled with for 5 minutes, before “giving up” and looking online, first few results said that the wifi was literally broken and that the company knew and that you either had to return it or get some other brand. I still wanted the other functions (it used toner instead of ink and…

Yeah, but it sounds like they don’t want to have to do that every single time.

I’m sorry to say, that even though you mentioned getting a hotel might be better, the last time I slept in one, I did bring my own sleeping bag, I’ve watched too many of the insider videos on hotel maintenance, and would rather not get cozy on their beds.

So that being said, this is not bad if the topper is a decent…

I’m sorry to say, that even though you mentioned getting a hotel might be better, the last time I slept in one, I…

I can a Gif done for Jiff PB in a jiffy.

You forgot my people, those pointing out that eating a steady diet of Marmite affects grammar and spelling.

I’d let them clean the case.

I went ahead and tried the beyond burger at Carl’s Jr.

The only differences I could detect : 1) Visual - the patty looks perfectly circular and flat. 2) Texture, it’s softer than a typical beef patty, so almost like a portobello mushroom almost mushy.

BUT aside from that, could not tell the difference and I didn’t…

But what kind of “I cannot handle” is this, like a, if someone were to switch out your food without you noticing would you notice and proceed to just spit it out? You couldn’t wash it down with a drink and just power through it?

I only ask because fortunately I can eat anything, quite literally anything, except one…

You want ribs? Add some celery.

Or Romaine!

And they’re making a scooter first.

I mean scooters are already as deadly as they can be, why make them more deadlier?

This is where those google glasses would work nice. But, such a small niche of who would use this feature so often.

BUT more importantly can this release the monopoly grip of Luxottica on sunglasses????

Missed a chance to make it look like a blobfish.

It’s not. 

I love dogs too, but MY reason for not letting them lick me, is because I’ve seen them lick their genitals. 

Nothing better to do.

Sales guy: “This is the Maxima loan amount you are approved for”
Buyer : “Did you just...?”
Sales guy: “Sign here”

I just dislike the idea, that despite the fact that hiring one more person would cost more than I’m asking for a raise, they still prefer to pay a new person than to pay me to do that additional job.

Like, is it math or something else? Always underpay, so they’re hungry until you chew them up and spit them out? 

We’ll get it way way way after. But definitely will still get it.

I have the S8+ and am on the fence about upgrading to the Note 10.

Last Note I had was the Note 4.

Technically I have preferred taking notes on my Tab S4. BUT I have kind of missed being able to take quicker notes on my phone rather than typing them out.