Die cool as a cucumber. And then you become a meat Popsicle!

60% of the time it works all the time!

FYI, might want to look into making a few different copies of that drive, onto other media, in case that drive doesn’t boot up. Or copy onto SSD and then also upload to an online cloud service. 

Everything gets re-invented often. It’s called marketing. “New and improved”

The slogans like “Organic” and “Conflict Free” each give the items their added value.

Banderas as a senior citizen is interesting.

I just use my phone, using an app that turns the screen into a “flashlight” makes for a nice back light.

Works for dental and doctor records too, but those I take a picture with my dslr against a lit LCD. The larger the item, I just use my TV.

Self preservation is a bitch.

But what are the chances their ice cream machines will actually work?

Yo dawg, we heard you like diabetus...

Ask the internet to mail you some...

Yeah but diabetes hurts.

I would have loved that mirrorless Sony camera for myself.

BUT, I refuse to buy anything on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, or any of these days.

I had a mechanic once quote me one rate, then I sent my female roommate to get a quote in the same car and got a different rate. Didn’t go there.

I had a mechanic change my brakes, but when I left, the first time I braked, the brakes didn’t work, I was trying to get on the road, so I floored it and worried about the…

*consulted marketing department*

If I was a better engineer / architect, I would design a structure that “popped” up out of a basement, into which it would collapse back into when the time came.

Or based on the the Marsha structure, it could “corkscrew” back into the ground when necessary.

So maybe add a human sized blackbox in each of these structures, for a family of 5 minimum?

*clears throat aggressively*

Plus the cloud system that is Chrome OS, is to say the least, pretty damn polished and not in its infancy. Ask me if I’d rather login to Chrome and find all my life systematically fitting together (notes, email, calendar, tasks, password management, etc) versus Windows which is more broken up and not together all…

Well gee, lemme see, um, 365 million potential US customers.

1.3 billion potential Chinese customers???

It’s a whale of a difference in potential profit.

What I will agree with, is the lazy lack of effort in not using different everything from font, logo, imagery and what not. Like, come on, are you that desperate to…

What are they going to do? Flicker me to death???