You don't say?

Having trouble with creepy unwanted attention? Don't wear a big colorful costume.

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Looks good... NOT

How recently did you renew your contract? For instance, I just got a new phone in June, so I cannot get the Lumia at the discounted price. Or any phone for that matter until 2013.

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Maybe she's a high school guidance counselor?

Now lets see some inflatable beach ball personality cores.

I'm not proud of it, but I've got to have this.

Not what I was expecting.

F***ing Magnets, how do they taste?

If gamers were a race, this stuff would be considered racist.

We fear change.

A Star Wars sun shield was eventually made, but it was a Star Wars Shop exclusive. Now that the online store is shut down, I don't think you can get them anymore.

I can't get it to play my blu-rays.... help..... meeee....

"Amateurs"