Fine! give me some chicken mcnuggets and an oreo blizzard then. Also I’m paying with nickels.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

White woman checking in with another white woman (at least you’ve implied you are white or something else besides black), the type of misogyny we experience is different than those of WOC (and if you’re a WOC it’s different than a black woman). It is entrenched with other contributing factors besides being a woman. …

effing A Santos, effing A.

I could see this being the beginning of an X Files episode where it turns out that the yards she craps in are actually protected from some alien insect who crawls into your nose while you’re sleeping and latches onto your brain, makes you do little things throughout the day.

the best beauty! the most terrific beauty! people are saying that!

I guessed that Trump said, “When it comes to beauty, I love beauty,” because it’s the type of dumb as hell, word-salady shit he says constantly. “The thing about beauty, that a lot of people are saying, is how much beauty there is in it.”

Thank you for clarifying this.

Seriously, this post needs a few edits. The Drive software is leaving, not the service. This article is misleading.

Maybe clarify that this is not actually affecting the Drive cloud service but only the apps labeled Drive on Macs and PCs.

Perhaps:

Just once please someone name names. Like that heavy hitter agents secretary. Do more of that, not this. Because this we already know.

Thank you for acknowledging that the 90s miniseries sucked balls and was not scary at all. Tim Curry was fine and fun, but frightening he was not.

I was hit by a car and clinically dead for five minutes.

Wow - I’m sorry for your loss. Being a parent of two young boys that would have destroyed me regardless of faith (and I’m Catholic from birth and been to more funerals than I care to count already).

My father tells me that he visited my grandfather in the hospital after he slipped in the shower. He was ok, a few bruises, but my dad says he had the feeling it was the last time he saw him. Sure enough, my grandfather passed a few days later. Not only do people sometimes seem to know their time is up, but apparently…

I come a non-religious family.

Then again, some might say that religion itself is nothing but an elaborate mechanism for coping with death anxiety.

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

Dressed for tragedy! Fuck-me pumps and Chinese gimme caps.