And ‘dragon nuts’ hanging off the tow bar

Now I’m waiting for the Truck-Yeah Jalopnik articles on:

Possible explanations for the wight in Castle black:

That’s funny.

Why is it that “muh history” racist fucks are totally ignorant of history?

The Ravens are what make up Tweeter on the WesterNet. Once a Raven gets airborne, they establish a psychic connection, through the Three-Eyed Raven, with another Raven near the desired location.

built a Westerosi Bullet Hyperloop

The real reason why the Seven Kingdoms is in so much debt is that King Robert secretly built a Westerosi Bullet train network so he could quickly visit all his favourite whores across his Kingdom.

So the chains to drag the dragon up were just the tire chains for the pickup? I guess that makes sense.

Totally agree with #3. Problem with #1 is wouldn’t Bran also see Viserion being taken, and, say, not want that to happen? UNLESS HE IS THE NIGHT KING!! Rumor confirmed.

Rhaegal should have saved Jon of his volition rather than that BULLSHIT fake drowning/deus-ex BenJen nonsense. That would have been apropos and badass.

Still incest. Do you want dragons with a Habsburg jaw? Because that’s how you get dragons with a Habsburg jaw.

The director and writers were being lazy, considering there were a bunch of easy fixes for Dany showing up with her dragons:

Good. I ordered that incest hours ago. Oh, did you mean on the show? 

Even now the Three-eyed Raven’s comment about how Bran “will fly”

This is America, buddy! Rich people only go to prison for screwing over other rich people!

Be aware that there is a distinction between The Night’s King, which was the Brandon that was in the Nights Watch and fell in love with a White Walker woman, and the Night King, who is the first White Walker and the blue guy we see in the show

I’m really fucking tired of the rich thinking of paying taxes as a “sacrifice.”