We are weird, in that we are the chosen ones, the best that have ever lived, those that all else aspire to be.

Eastern? Don't you mean Western? I mean, sure us Bostonians have our share of douchebros and then you have the whole Cape/Martha's Vineyard types, but, uh...biting and BB guns?

Springfield is New England's Florida. I'm from Hartford and it was really the only place we could look down on.

I've always thought pistol whipping was the most bad-ass move. I squeal and clap every time it happens in a movie or TV show. (Yes, people stare.) It's like, "You aren't even worth a bullet."

Yeah I kinda perked up at that point.

as always, popcorn is vegan.

I live in cold-ass northern England and on sunny days, when the mercury has gone to a tropical 72 degrees, my car is roasting if it is left on the driveway or in a parking lot.

If I see a child crying, sweating, on a hot day in the back seat of a car, you bet your ass I'm calling the police then breaking that window. The regret of a probably-dismissed court case is nothing compared to standing by while someone gets their hair done and their toddler winds up in the hospital and on the local…

"BHH Goes To the Beach In BIZARRE outfit.... distraught mother say she's on CRACK!"

I think we need a shirt that says "No one gives a shit about your boner"

he actually looks really good.

Courtney Stodden has always reminded me of a drag queen doing Sookie Stackhouse.

Were they at least the Cibavision Night & Day or similar that you are meant to keep in your eyes for 30 days? I wonder if these are more comfortable than others? Or two-week or monthly ones? I'm jealous that your eyes are not sensitive but glad that hopefully nothing permanently bad happened. Life is easier without…

AW YISS, THIS STORY WAS GROSS AND I ENJOYED IT.

I was misdiagnosed at first because I wasn't presenting with the pain often associated with it. I had red, watery eyes, photosensitivity, but I kept telling the doctor that my eyes felt tired. They would blur and I would blink and then could see clearly again. They thought I had herpes in the eye, then a viral…

Two years ago I had the same amoeba start to develop under my lens despite regular cleaning and removal at night, so I had to stop wearing contacts for 4 months, use special drops, let my eyes heal, and use stronger solution to clean the contacts after that. It came back anyway, so I now am permanently in glasses,…