Hi everyone – just a quick announcement that this is, in all likelihood, my last ever Morning Spoilers post. If my math is correct, I’ve written somewhere between 800 and 1000 of these over the last three or so years, and now is the time for me to move on. Katharine Trendacosta, who has been helping research Morning…

This is why ancient carpentry was so goddamn lousy. Ever try bracing a plank against something made of wool so you can saw it in half? Of course not, because it wouldn't work.

Even if Man of Steel 2: The Legend of Batman's Gold introduces Wonder Woman, David Goyer will write her as a bloodthirsty warrior who has to murder someone to learn a lesson that peace is a better answer.

I think it's up to them. Policing comments is a full time, rough job. I've left forums where people would launch onto attacks in two seconds flat.

Sing it with me, ladies!

Also, Lucas clarified that a "Jedi Master" like Yoda is different from a Jedi Knight," because "he's a teacher, not a real Jedi." And Yoda is like a Guru, who "doesn't go out and fight anybody." And Yoda wouldn't be any good in a fight, against someone like Darth Vader.

I find this picture highly improbable!

Every time I hear "angry bat growl" I laugh, which is exactly why I hate it. It's jarringly silly in a movie that very much isn't. The version done here is much easier to take.

Ever since someone pointed out that the reason Kevon Conroy does it better is because his "affected" voice is that of Bruce Wayne and his "natural" voice is Batman it makes it hard to see the character any other way.

This makes me grateful to be on this planet and unhappy that I can only see the majority of it through my monitor.

Wait, is mental illness supposed to be cute?

Maybe that's what Helen Reddy meant with "I am woman, hear me roar?"

"Should Star Wars and Star Trek ever have a crossover?"

Neither is Kunta Kinte.

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I'm sorry, I know the editing is effective and I get the gist, but as I'm so very familiar with each joke in this flick that even seeing a split second of a scene I can't help but to bust out laughing.

They missed Terry Gilliam

SIR I DOUBT THE VERISIMILITUDE OF YOUR VIDEO ABOUT JEAN VALJEAN FIGHTING JAVERT WITH A LIGHTSABER WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SINGING