This is my last stick of gum, I'm going to cut it up so everybody else gets some. Except for Ashurbanipal, who says my haircut makes me look like a Mohenjo-Daroan.

Well now I can't decide if I'd rather have food poisoning or chicken cordon bleu seasoned with the unique tang of dog hair and shattered coffee bean dust found on my kitchen floor.

Wait, are you saying that putting a cock in one's mouth isn't as bad as passing one of these? Sorry, my reading comprehension is a little off at times.

I'm pretty sure this was a ploy to see how many people would sit in their office tapping their arms, looking stoopid.

Lets be real. There will never be a better adaptation than Speed Racer. Ever.

Is this an emergency emergence?

Right here..

"Ununseptium" sounds like a terrible, wasting disease you get after being a visitor on a 3rd world "Why we need water treatment plants" tour.

Look, somebody has to post this. So I'm just going to go ahead and get it out of the way.

What? No Hardware Wars?!?

"Zat does not sound like ze Minke! Ze Minke goes, eu eu, ah ah"

Ship of the Creationist's Imagination.

I love ZZ Top.

Whatever else happens, please don't forget Bugs Bunny, Fred Flintstone, Felix the Cat and Betty Boop. The older cartoons deserve some love too. I'd love to see articles about the old classics just as well as the newer stuff.

Hmmm. My husband is convinced The Clairvoyant is Titus Welliver's Agent Blake and this his getting shot was as smokescreen. Me? I'm more than half convinced that Agent Hand is working with Alexander Pierce to overthrow SHIELD's command structure which would explain the weird and disjointed way that they aired the last…

Probably is gonna be the armored suit, but I just don't care.

Like, I like Batman when I was a kid, but it became stale for me.
I was rooting for Dick to play with the role, but I am just tired of the over exposition of the character already.
I am fine if people still love and like him, but just him a break for a while.

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I think it is more than seduction by science, though.