This happens to me, except controlling what I'm doing is not easy when I can do it at all. It's as if I weigh a ton and am full of muscle relaxers. For me, it's not a skill, it's a symptom of recurrent isolated sleep paralysis. It's neither awesome nor fun.

Typically, this condition happens as the result of an injury, psychological illness, lesions on the brain, or from a drug that induces the illusion.

"DAMN! Out of work AGAIN!"

If only there was some way to watch both?

Truth is, none of the sequels can touch Raiders. It stands apart as an overall great adventure film. Of course, by none I meant Last Crusade because the other two don't exist in my universe.

Crystal Skull is best. Temple of Doom close second.

Ohhhhhhhh. Now I get it.

This is the Peabody it deserves, but not the one it needs.

But what about the genital cuff?

I love Rush. I love the Clockwork Angels album. I did not love this book. It's a nice read for a fan of the album because it does fill in the concept story, but it's not very compelling. It feels forced - words squeezed into a premise, a sci-fi madlib. It's a lot of fun for a Rush fan to pick out lyrics from…

Gotta love Hulu. I get to watch a commercial so that I can watch...a trailer. Yay! Nope.

LASER CATS!!!

"Boob wrangler." Sounds like a new reality show.

I like the show and I think it could find it's rhythm. I thought Detective Kleenex and Dora the Robsplorer had some nice moments. I hope it's given another go.

"SPLOSHUNS!!!"

"Eventually, his alpha pattern will change from this to this."

In the cartoons, Mr. Peabody is not warm and fuzzy — he's actually kind of a jerk to Sherman. They experimented with including this dynamic in the movie, and it just didn't work.

Totally. I read that and I was all like:

Like my dad always says, "yeah, but it's the 1% that kills ya."