“Full Self Driving” is misleading. You know it is. You just won’t admit it.

Not to mention the numerous tweets from Musk that the cars are capable of driving themselves, the only thing holding them back is government regulations.

Oh, come on.  The name alone “Full Self Driving” is misleading and you know it.  

“Elon, take the wheel.”

Tesla advertising their system as autonomous driving was surely a co-star.

Wait, wait, don’t start blaming the victim, the tree was just growing there.

Missing the CCTV footage of a Sherrif throwing his hat on the ground

Nah, Matt Gaetz probably has something fancier than a Santa Fe.

What would make someone want to do this, I wonder? Just a powerful, fuck it, I’ve always wanted to try it urge? Maybe they really, really had to pee? A grim and steadfast refusal to let some stupid bridge tell you what to do? Just being from Florida?

“Most crashes are the motorcyclist’s fault”

“...Most crashes are the motorcyclist’s fault...”

Definitely has happened in Florida. I drove past one of the incidents just after it occurred. Asshole kids dropping concrete chunks from the overpass onto oncoming cars. It hit one, a Honda Accord as I recall, driver side windshield, and took out an innocent person, and the surviving passenger had to grab the wheel to…

it could be done though

My problem is with the boxer engine configuration in general, not necessarily the FA24 itself.

I know several couples who are childless but are super into Disney. Like, living in the Midwest and visiting the Magic Kingdom multiple times a year. It’s just.......strange.

Agree. I have a coworker who only takes vacation at Disney land/world/cruise/whatever and yeah, weird.

The most off putting thing about Disney adults is that they don’t realize it’s weird. They will put stickers on their car, wear Disney merch every day, and not realize that it makes them look like children. They get confused when people go on vacation to somewhere other than Disney. At least the Star Wars & comic book…

I dated a Disney fanatic a long time ago. Or I thought she was, until I met her mom. Her mom had massive shelving units around the house filled with Disney memorabilia and it felt like walking into a museum/giftshop. They owned every single Disney movie they could find. We stopped dating soon after.

Adults who are into Disney... are weird. Just weird. It’s not normal.

They’re a little off, right? It’s not just me who sees this?