Average height for men in the U.S. is 5'9". Anyone over 6 ft is considered tall, unless you’re from Scandinavia.

He just shit his pants and he’s trying to play it off. 

Meet the new mascot of Alpha Romeo. 

No it won’t. Go back to school and take some physics classes.

Could be driving too fast + icy conditions causing him to lose control. 

“You are not going to stop a crime. If you do stop a crime, you will be an extreme outlier to a trend that overwhelmingly results in the death of innocents.”

The sedan doesn’t come with that gigantic C pillar like the hatch does this time.

If she didn’t get in his face aggressively it wouldn’t have happened. Teenager or not, no one should have to put up with that kind of nonsense from a bunch of little thugs who won’t act right in public. As someone who has been in a similar situation when coming out of a movie theater late at night, I can guarantee you…

That one really gets me, because those same dildos will argue breathlessly “It’s not an assault rifle because it’s not full auto!” when debating gun control.

How can someone have so much time in their life devoted to hate and malicious deception? Other than some sort of personal gratification, these trolls aren’t actually benefiting from all the time they spend setting up profiles to trick people into not voting. In the long run they’re most assuredly losing, because they…

You wouldn’t need to test every 5 years if you we would at least make license to drive a motor vehicle require more training, such as mandatory classes. Most people seem to not even know (or care) how to obey the most common sense traffic safety.

Maybe Arlene Ape shouldn’t have chimped out in public.

“He must be smart if he’s that rich!”

They should have stuck to making funny videos about cringey youtube vids.

As long as people like you believe everything they see on the internet and take things like that at face value, dumbass theories like that will live on.

Next time show them the part where the bible is actually *against* Christmas trees, because it was a tradition of the Pagans, also referred to as “heathens”. Get ready for epic mental gymnastics. 

Or how about the fact that Christmas is a pagan holiday in the first place. Where in the bible does it say anything about decorating an evergreen tree to receive gifts from a man flying around on reindeer? 

Maybe Chad and Becky are tired of getting mugged and bullied by Laquisha and Jamal.

Black people are racists.

Anything but a giant stupid truck. Dodge Challenger, Kia Stinger.