Great story. Very touching.

Don't worry...it is probably frozen and now compostable.

I thought everyone had heard.

My first thought was that it was a flying insect.

What a vicious cycle!

Tell that to all of the Hollywood A-listers that try to look more manly...and yes ladies I do have a beard.

Oh Noooo!

I like the kid's enthusiasm. Way to go young man.

In his defense, he was probably going to use the cash from the heist to pay the taxi. Maybe.

This would be a great spot for the old double face palm pic. Come on people.

Ohhh Mandrel. I thought he said Man Drill.

How do we know that they are not infecting us by traversing to that site? Hmmm....Where did I put my tin foil hat?

I agree.

Wise words to live by.

You took the words right out of my mouth. A less expensive android device will be good. Or how about a iPad Student edition (around the $250) sans a camera.

How do we know that the "unsuspecting" customers that returned the clay filled boxes aren't the real fraudsters?

So much for being a covert drone!

Quick pull up Words With Friends. I think he is having a heart attack!

I love technology and I always try to keep up with the newest products and gadgets. I must be turning into an old fart because none of this social media sharing crap appeals to me. At all. I don't care what song or movie that my friends are viewing at this very moment. I don't feel the need to take pictures of the…

Brilliant!