I have the same problem. By the time I have completed speaking a sentence, my mind is already racing through the next possible words I will speak. So sometimes I'll have to pause and then start talking again.

I am still trying to figure out how he poured a mouse out of the small opening of the can.

Apple will sue Intel. This is the first phone that I looked at and immediately thought it looked like the iPhone. The others...not so much.

I am resisting the urge to turn the collar up on my polo shirt right now. If I only had another shirt to wear on top of it...

I think that you may be my neighbor!!

It's not the size of the dongle that matters...It's how you attach it!!

Thanks. Now if you'll excuse me. I have some "research" to do.

So who is in that photo. I don't think I know her...um...body of work.

That's what hookers are for. You don't want to spring this kind of stuff on your wife. Ask Tiger...I know, I know. No need to say it.

*finger snapping*

Thanks to your comment my coworkers got to see me spit out water as I was drinking while reading.

Only an idiot will have that as their pass code.

I was thinking the same thing.

NO. I do the same thing, and I don't fall under any of the categories listed in the article.

No mullets were harmed during the installation of this exhibit.

Women don't fake orgasms. My girlfriend has one every time we....wait a minute.

You beat me to it.

Nice name man.

Apple's first over-the-air update...Steve Jobs ==>Heaven

The good news is that it is still magical.