That second one sounds more like the guy was a moron, because unless he had 15 bathrooms, and 2nd, had he never heard of a home depot? /lowes/hardware store.

He had to replace the entire upper half of his wardrobe.

"1. Wronged woman lets herself into man's apartment, takes down his hollow metal curtain poles and fills them with shrimp. Re-installs poles, locks up and leaves. He goes insane over next few weeks trying to figure out where the terrible smell is coming from."

"HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING HIS GIFTS NAH"

The guy does have one small point. Why is it called "manspreading"? Why must everything focus on a race or a gender now? Why can't it just be "stop being an asshole to other people on public transportation"? Because that is gender- and race-neutral. Anybody of any gender or race can be an asshole on public transit -…

Why should they? Why should you? As I said above multiple times, some of the examples are utterly ridiculous, but others are reasonable comfort.

Hey so does mine! Never has a problem with it either. These dudes just don't want because they think it looks girl-y or some such.

Toronto is just generally the worst.

Men can't bring stroller's onto buses? Who knew?

I'm confused about your last sentence.

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

Man if this is all it takes to set you off I strongly suggest you stay out of the competitive scene.

If you call a relative out for making a terrible racist joke and they think that being offended by racism is a divisive political issue or only about current events, BAIL.

A little off topic but one of my favorite memories of my dad overlap this topic and time of year.

I like to go the "Team Awesome" approach. That's where you grab all the gathering's non-jerks before everyone's in the same room, and say to them:

I don't understand your point, explain it to me like I'm a 3rd grader

Ugh, I'm having problems right now with my incredibly loud, inappropriate, racist and homophobic 85-year-old grandfather. We got into a full-on verbal smack down last week about his issues with "the gays." The rest of my family is in town for Christmas, and my 15-year-old cousin recently came out. I was finally like,…

that aint falco

Ness is generally seen as a top ten character by most competitive players currently, if not top five. That's in a cast of 48 characters.

He is not an underdog.

Jesus Fucking Christ. There's no way I can eloquently express just how awful this is.