He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

Those dimpled ramps are for sight impaired drivers, not traction. I learned that today. ;)

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Seafoam will help your car run better:

Mike Pence is furiously masturbating.

If you are completely encased and driving through a VR headset, you might as well stay home and drive it remotely for even more safety. We can put the “commuting” part back into telecommuting! Work from home but it still takes an hour to get to the office.

Because this car DELIVERS!

That glass ceiling looks nice and intact.

nah

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” — H. L. Mencken

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

What’s Aleppo?

Sadly this is just like the time I asked my dad to come to my college graduation and he sent copies of old child support checks instead.

No, taxation is not illegal because society, through its elected representatives, have decided that certain costs are to be borne by society as a whole. Thus, taxes.

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.