Sonic has attitude problems.

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Yes.

Yes.

Pets die.

Hence, the "overrated" comment.

Hence, the "overrated" comment.

Spending $100 on something else or saving more money and buying actual good cans.

Spending $100 on something else or saving more money and buying actual good cans.

Meh to the power of blah. These cans are overrated by too many people who upgraded from iPod earbuds.

Meh to the power of blah. These cans are overrated by too many people who upgraded from iPod earbuds.

24 fps on a true 24 Hz display or bust.

Go Canada!

I just want to drive, but also sometimes get out of my car and act like a dingus. Can I do that in this game?

1:1 or bust.

Recently returned from four months in the States. Left a giant pile of pennies on a table in my rental accommodation because fuck that. Never used a penny once while I was there. Canadians are better than that.

"Remember, it's business, there is no such thing as a 'dick move'."

Gay.

Some go boom. Some sparkle. They come in different colours. Something I missed?

No.

"Fireworks are fun because they're fun"

Those aren't analogous at all. Every fireworks show ever is identical. There is nothing that differentiates them.

Seriously though, what's the big deal about fireworks? You've seen one, you've literally seen them all.

That's Dominion Day. Canada Day has only been around since 1982 and is as proportionally gay as July 4 for anyone who doesn't understand the appeal of fireworks.