"Remember, it's business, there is no such thing as a 'dick move'."

Gay.

Some go boom. Some sparkle. They come in different colours. Something I missed?

No.

"Fireworks are fun because they're fun"

Those aren't analogous at all. Every fireworks show ever is identical. There is nothing that differentiates them.

Seriously though, what's the big deal about fireworks? You've seen one, you've literally seen them all.

That's Dominion Day. Canada Day has only been around since 1982 and is as proportionally gay as July 4 for anyone who doesn't understand the appeal of fireworks.

So this is what people comment on Kotaku now?

Try harder.

I pity anyone who doesn't grasp the point you're trying to make and also anyone inclined to document the existence of Will Ferrel.

Dumb.

Just terrible.

"Do you never watch...films? Or read...books? Or...poetry? Or observe art?"

"games are about escapism and wish fulfilment"

Also because it is close, cheap, and many poor people live in food ghettos and have minimal time to go elsewhere to procure food.

This fierce entitlement to cheap meat is one of the reasons I simultaneously loved and hated living in The United States.

Side note: I get Big Macs that look like the "web ad" photo (or better) all the time.

This attitude of total apathy will be the downfall of us all.

We had this argument on a post about video game screenshots. Go us.