I like how clicking anywhere inside the video window stops the stream, takes me to twitch.tv and plays an unskippable 30-second advertisement before rebuffering the entire video from the beginning. Functional!

Blame Harper.

This could be a Maximum PC article from 1998.

Video games are for nerds.

Ha, your mom.

Considering the Sochi Olympics cost FIFTY-ONE BILLION DOLLARS, I sure hope they're sending a few bucks your way in exchange for your moronic commentary.

I travelled all over Costa Rica and flushed toilet paper everywhere from San Jose to the middle of the freaking rainforest.

This is definitely notable. Your attempt to pretend it isn't is laughable and also disgusting.

Chernarus is a fucking shithole. If you consider it beautiful, I'm loath to imagine where you must live.

I hope whoever should have edited this crap runs over your dog, Tracie.

Dumbest post on Gawker Network ever?

You guys, what can't we, like, just be *nice* to each other?

Retard or liar?

Isn't there an EVE article you could be whining about?

Witcher minus Geralt would be a vastly improved game.

"anything Bioware has made"

Ha. Is this a supposed to be contrast anything?

"Everything is riddles with cliches."

"Boringer."

Narrow minded is kind.

inknorite! Like, has Picasso ever even *seen* a face?