This is what happens when you use the turn signal in a BMW.

Lamboghazi.

Screw that, these key starting engines are garbage. I want my crank-start back.

However, that is still being hopeful since their new breed of front-udder, front-milked cow is still needing quite a bit of development.

Malta!

Not if you have one of these...

What car was just too much car?

I bet they make a bracket that you could attach to your wall...

I bet they make a bracket that you could attach to your wall...

I assume his normal daily bike was in the shop.

Or they’re wearing a seersucker suit.

Good ol’ Gil lived in a storage locker and he ALMOST sold a car.

Isn’t that the truth. Porsche would try and charge extra for the seats and steering wheel if they thought they could get away with it. Oh, and you wanted paint and primer too? That’ll be an extra $2,500. $4,500 and you first-born child if you actually wanted an engine instead of a cardboard model of one...

Buy a fake sunroof sticker instead (I swear it’s really a thing). Lightweight, no leaks, no sun in your eyes.

Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.... DODGE!!!

Plot twist: opportunistic kidnapper.

I bet this guy has seen that light before.

The General. Pretty much all of them. That jingle, it haunts my nightmares...

Note to self: use Mecum auctions to sell car of questionable quality.

Note to self: Don’t use Mecum auctions.