If you set the bar high enough, you can make sure any project fails to get off the ground.

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Psst, $kaycog is a woman:

Because you need a backup plan after escalating situations into shit like this? I’ve got something for you:

Low center of gravity, rear weight bias, as much weight as possible, and graphite powder the heck out of the axles. Also, polish the axles to a mirror finish and smooth out the wheel hubs to reduce friction as much as possible.

I want this on the front of my car.

4 wheel drive hi-rail pickup truck and use cleared rail lines to get around as well as roads. Bonus for a diesel truck, you can scavenge fuel from locomotives and fuel pads in yards.

If I was the last man on Earth, I'd break into some guy's garage in California. Heard he's got a few cool cars in there.

All of them.

If his tire pressure was correct, that would be possible, but with off like that, there's no chance of saving it

At least I don't wear sunglasses on top of my head like this guy.

No, in this photo he is Dwayne Johnson.

I wonder what Clarkson's reaction to all of this is .....

Coolest car PART made and testing, carbon fiber driveshafts

Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

Bacon Time

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

That’s, like, what, like, a million diamonds for $400? A million bleeping diamonds!