One day as a joke, I put a sign on the window of my aveo that said “ for sale $350,000”. I actually got a call from some guy who couldn’t comprehend how much money that was.

That gif is glorious. What is it from?

He killed his Lambo by drawing too much water into his turbo.

If I’m waiting to cross the street on foot, and in a large group of people, I will take a step foward and see how many people will just start walking even though the light is still red.

Yes there is. I find free money all time while salvaging for junk at the dump.

Tell me more about this friend.

The hell is a ‘cheque’?

I listen to this song in the morning, it makes me happy.

Pretty sure that’s a ‘Lando’ dude.

Malta!

Utah is all about Ksl.com.

Grumpy Matt Damon?

Oh Elaine... What are you doing here?

Or they’re wearing a seersucker suit.

But their eyes are mostly pupil.

Most of the best cooking shows are on PBS.

Light years away huh?